Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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