Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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