how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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