She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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