I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
