i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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