Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
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u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Randomize
