Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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