Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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