so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
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he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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