i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
so let's talk penis.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
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His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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