That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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