at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.