you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
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Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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