Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i would one night stand the shit outta him
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
ok first of all what the fuck
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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