Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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