you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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