I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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