Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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