sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
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I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
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