Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I accidentally burped into my bong.
i think i have herpe
just one?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
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I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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