Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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