question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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