He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
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We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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