found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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