I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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