me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
how does that bad decision feel?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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