He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
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You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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