we're blogging at a bar
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
