Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
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i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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