no. you can't hotbox the world.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I am available for nakedness
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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