Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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