I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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