so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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