somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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