sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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