I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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