Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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