Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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