Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
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You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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