UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Acid is not a monday night drug
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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