I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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