I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Someone signed my nipple.
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