it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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