I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
he just fucked me for my cheese.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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