But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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