he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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She bit a glass in half.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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