So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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