the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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