Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
If I had your ass I would rule the world
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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