Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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