belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
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You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
My vagina just clenched in fear
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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