Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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