i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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