i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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