when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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