Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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